curlycute:

*white person voice* how spicy is this salsa

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever
moonlight-radiance:

paradiseswhore:

🌺

☽☯☾
gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune