andrewbreitel: me when i see something funny on tumblr
Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
hi guess what my birthday is tomorrow
just ate like 10 of my moms caffeine filled jelly beans…